"Unreal Estate" is a SpongeBob SquarePantsepisode from season ten. In this episode,SpongeBob fears that he is allergic to his pineapple house and Squidward offers to help him find a new home and trouble ensues.



The episode starts with SpongeBob scraping barnacles off his pineapple home. Squidward is painting a picture of him standing over SpongeBob and Patrick. He gets distracted by the noise going on outside, and goes out to stop it. SpongeBob's hose starts flailing all over the place and fills Squidward up with water. A few kids think he's a sprinkler and come to play in the water. SpongeBob then proceeds to turn the hose water off, much to the kids' dismay. Squidward takes the hose out of his mouth, causing it to sag, then he tells SpongeBob what he was trying to say, but the latter misses the point and turns it back on, then off again.